老程序猿的那些瞬间

Tue, 16 May 2017 23:59:39 +0000

圖片和英文標題來自 http://thecodinglove.com 和 http://lesjoiesducode.tumblr.com/。中文標題是我自己翻譯的。

When I'm deploying code to production
當我將代碼部署到服務器上時：

When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
當我凌晨三點還在修 bug 時：

When my regex returned exactly what I expected
當我的正則運算式返回想要的東西時：

When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla
當我的朋友要我要幫他修復他的用 Joomla 架設的網站時：

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used
當我聽說的已經幹了一周的模組將永遠不會被使用時：

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
當我沒有測試過的代碼在正式使用中完全沒問題時：

When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer
當銷售人員宣布他們已把我們的產品賣給客戶時：

When I apply a new CSS for the first time
當我第一次使用新的 CSS 時：

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access
當系統管理員終於給我們 root 權限時：

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development
當我第一次啟動開發了幾個鐘頭的腳本時：

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
當我去度週末而別人還在埋頭修 bug 時：

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
當應用進入 beta 測試階段第一個 bug 報告出現時：

When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
當老闆找人緊急修復一個棘手的 bug 時：

When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday
當一個玩意兒週五還工作週一就不行了的時候：

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
當給老闆演示我終於修好的一個 bug 時：

When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented
當我回頭發展自己沒加註釋的代碼時：

When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
當在做演示中一個 bug 沒被發現時：

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project
當一個新手建議要向項目中添加一個新的功能時：

When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline
當老闆宣布如果項目提前完成時有獎金時：

When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon
當我意識到自己被一個漏寫的分號時卡了兩個鐘頭時：

When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon
當星期五下午被人求助時：

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
當項目經理突然看在我的屏幕的時候：

When the client tries to click on the mockups
當客戶試圖按圖樣上的按鈕時：

When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
當客戶想在推出正式版2天前要求更改設計要求時：

When my script finally worked
當我的腳本終於正確工作時：

When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague
當我被要求繼續幹完一個新手同事做了一半兒的活兒時：

When I'm told that my code is broken in production
當我得知自己的程序在使用時壞事時：

When I find a solution without searching Google
當我沒用谷歌就找到一個解決問題的方法時：

When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"
當實習醫生跟我說“測試是給不能編程的人用的”時：

When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines
當我設法把200行的算法簡化成區區10行時：

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